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Night owls are drunker, smarter, and get more booty—but morning types may be happier.
As to the happiness thing, it's because the larks weren't all shot at birth like they should've been. The stupid, they get up early, do their stupid things with their stupid smiles on their stupid faces and then the owls are left spending the rest of the day and half the night cleaning up the mess.
There's a video somewhere taken the day after George Bush (the Second) was elected where one of their staff was interviewed. She was asked if 'they' would be late in to work, given all the partying they would've been doing the night before. "No," she said, "they're all larks."
Still cleaning up the mess...
As to the happiness thing, it's because the larks weren't all shot at birth like they should've been. The stupid, they get up early, do their stupid things with their stupid smiles on their stupid faces and then the owls are left spending the rest of the day and half the night cleaning up the mess.
There's a video somewhere taken the day after George Bush (the Second) was elected where one of their staff was interviewed. She was asked if 'they' would be late in to work, given all the partying they would've been doing the night before. "No," she said, "they're all larks."
Still cleaning up the mess...
